me after being shot by a sniper: hit or miss…i guess they never miss; h uh,
person who hired the hitman to snipe me: *voice crackling over the two-way radio* shoot him again
(via sybernetix)
do ur boobs ever just like not match your outfit like does that make sense to anyone else
(via kimshinegyu)
i have never once in my life met someone who said they hated spider-man and tbh……i don’t want to
like how would u even respond to someone saying that they hate spider-man i would probably accuse them of being green goblin on the spot
(via bigboystinky)
